my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

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MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN

sympa-thetic:

lesbyan:

  • two songs
  • two bands
  • two actors
  • two actresses
  • two singers
  • two movies
  • two books
  • two characters
  • two ships
  • two shows
  • two ice cream flavors
  • two anything

PLEASE!!!!!!!

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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bencatzenkur:

It’s all Ogre now…

Is that fucking Ellis??? Fukkk

bencatzenkur:

It’s all Ogre now…

Is that fucking Ellis??? Fukkk

poopflow:

Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

jerryspringers:

I ALMOST DIED BTW

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

unamusedsloth:

It just doesn’t

69ingmywaytothegoldenstate:

kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

my fav trips to the grocery stores are those where a little kid stalks me for three aisles before telling me my hair is their “most favorites color ever” then running away grinning