I write sins not five page research papers
Club Penguin got an update
hahaha son this bread is huge
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)
who has ever thought this ever
Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach
don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.
Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.
Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.
you son of a mumford
*washes hands with my tears*
Dada Land 2014
THIS IS THE COOLEST SHIT I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN. WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD
Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.
you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter